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Why did this movie captivate me so much?
I was just taking a glimpse and found myself watching the 3 hours display...
It has nothing that usually picks my interest, still it was rather captivating and interesting to watch.
Now I'm intrigued and wonder why exactly quality movies make them so, regardless of how old or "outdated" they seem.
You can not name a better pair of tits that have ever graced a movie screen like these
seriously? why is cinema food so expensive?
1) Are there any WW2 movies that aren't chock full of muh evil germans propaganda and focus on the truth for a change?
2) Ideas for a script and your ideal cast for a REAL WW2 movie?
What is some kino about loving your children, and remembering that starting a family is the most incredible thing you can experience because the best part of you will live on?
This isn't a /pol/ thread, but you should know what to expect from entertainment media and movies in this and the next years
(((they))), or the power, are FURIOUS they lost the election and are preparing their counterattack
So now they need to soften the people for their next Democratic candidate, which WILL be a woman, by actively controlling the narrative
So here's what almost EVERY major movie or series of 2019-2020 will include:
This is the most obvious one, the power HATE white males, because they made Trump win
To soften up the idea of a female president
>White women being presented as a "reward" for minority men
Expect ALOT more interracial coupling (but always with white women), Democrats need to tighten their grip on minorities even harder, and they'll use white women for it
And of course:
In order to win the next election, the white man must be DESTROYED. Therefore, all the achievements of whites must be erased, demonized, forgotten
Hollywood isn't joking around any more, it's officially at war with white men
>I noticed the rope around my neck, and I started screaming. I said, 'There’s a fucking rope about my neck.' (crying) I was talking to a friend and I said, ‘I just want them to find them.’ And she said, ‘Sweetie, they’re not going to find them.’ That just made me so angry because I’m just gonna be left here with this? (wipes tears away) It's the attackers, but it's also the attacks. It's not that you don't believe this is the truth; you don't even want to see this is the truth.
wow what a great actor
what are the must-watch jussie smollett performances? i hear he is pretty good in alien: covenant
What we have now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O1s2KevcOU
2.pick a line you wanna do
4.post on vocaroo
5.present in this fashion
"Well, pardon us Mr Gucci loafers!"
Why is this movie impossible to get on DVD or watch on streaming?
WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?
lost my gooseposting folder, please help me rebuild it
These are the last 100 movies I've watched
Say something nice.
Reminder: Say something NICE
for me? it's Matthew Mcconaughey fucking Michelle Monaghan in True Detective.
It's all just so tiresome at this point, like we're living in a waking nightmare with no hope of waking up.
deAN I'm spinning around edition
>sammie no, we talked about this!
new episode in less than a month
Can we discuss Animated films (NOT FUCKING ALITA) that changed our world view or made us consider different perspectives?
Coco made me realize that there is a deep culture behind dia de los muerta (sp?) and that spanish music can indeed be heartfelt and soulful as well as funny.
just saw /ourgirl/'s movie bros. i love her.
why didn't you buy CIA's game?
Is Matt Michaelson the white Idris Elba?
This movie was super anti-capitalist. it couldn't be anymore explicit. How people don't call it libtard shit is beyond me.
I have AIDS, Forrest. I need you to take care of me and raise my son.
Does this movie make Fascism sexy?
>Outside film finance sources with knowledge of the pic’s budget have informed us that breakeven is anywhere between $500M-$550M, and well, good luck reaching that.
I said it last year
I said it last month
I said it last week
and I'll say it again
biggest box office bomb of 2019
What the fuck was his problem?
I'll say it again, Brie Larson is a fugly butch, zero charisma, non-entity with a fivehead, shit-tier body, horrible bolt on tits, negative ass, utterly fucking disgusting Crypt Keeper feet and is a raving Feminazi/SJW cunt.
This looks soo fucking bland and it's not helped by Brie who has all the personality of a dead eyed fuckdoll. Sure, Disney wont let this fail and will bulk buy tickets internationally, which we know they do to boost their stock value, but this is TV level trash with a piece of shit as the lead.
It might not fail but I hope it does!!!FACT!!!
>decide I’m going to watch ep1 again to see how well it holds up
>now on episode 9
Good evening, I'm Ben Mankiewicz. Tonight we'll be looking at how some old westerns from the 50s filled with white ranchers riding horses paved the way for films about women finally stepping boldly into society, racial equality, and the reconstruction of gender roles and identity, in the much more accepting era of the American frontier.
I'm here with my guest programmer, Linda Sarsour
Where is George? Is he safe? Will he return?
Nothing personnel, Josie.
Also I've got horns lmao, it's deep isn't it?
Is there anything greater than all-white 1986 fantasy filled with animatronics and with David Bowie as main character and hair rock soundtrack? I think there is not.
what the fuck was his problem?
TO ANY ANONS WHO GET REPEATING DIGITS IN THIS THREAD, KNOW THAT I MYSELF SHALL CARRY YOU TO THE GATES OF VALHALLA!
YOU WILL RIDE WITH ME ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME!
Would you fuck me? i'd fuck me
any update on Squirrel Girl?
Thoughts on this week's episode?
comfy Simpsons thread
post sneed, feed, seed, chucks, formerly or any picture relating to this meme ITT and your mother WILL painfully die in her sleep tonight
little britain is pure kino. when will it make a comeback?
here yours cpt marvel bros
Your love gives me strength
Is she finally going to be a star, even at 32 years old?
The war on comedy contiues.
Don't let people like this win. Comedy is dying because of people like this. It's just a single video but that's how it starts and the next thing you know there will be a bunch of videos and soon there will be hash tags and whining until it's all banned. These people are committing crimes against comedy and they need to be stopped!
>Played by Brendan Fraser, Robotman quickly becomes the best thing on a uniformly strong show.
Listen to this movie soundtrack and tell me the movie was shit...
You need to focus on music some more and let leftist actors drown in their own filth.
Their ugly faces come and go but the music will be eternal.
Seriously what's the problem with looking shorter than your female counterpart? This fear is fucking ridiculous. No one care.
ITT, post terrible films /tv/ tricked you into watching
What did you think of it, /tv/?
>Billy Bones is a gorilla man living on the moon
>spic is a knife thrower vigilante
>sassy black woman is a control freak who abused her own daughter
>junkie fuck is a junkie fuck turned Vietnam vet
>kid is a 60 year old time traveller hitman
>dyke is a dyke who fucks everything up by falling in love with a murderer
Any movies with this aesthetic?
>Inna mood for some cozy /disastercore/
>check jewtube to see if there's any gud Chernobyl documentaries
>default to the British one
>the acting from the extras is noticeably gud, but everything else is a complete mess devoted to bullying a single character, interviews with the Jew that was there, and only leads up to the explosion itself
>next suggested one is American, but has a grainy thumbnail - suggesting it's pre-2000s and thus kino
>ominous, distorted choir music starts playing
>COMES THE UNTOLD STORY, OF THE DAY EUROPE WAS FACED WITH TOTAL ANNIHILATION AT THE HANDS OF COMMUNISM
>screen changes to archived reels of Stalin juxtaposed with test explosions in the Pacific before entire screen is covered in a stock explosion effect
>WHAT THE REDS DON'T KNOW, IS THAT UNDERNEATH THE REACTOR, A MONSTROUS DISASTER OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS THREATENS TO DEVOUR MILLIONS, AND THAT FEEDING IT RUSSIAN SOULS IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP IT CAGED
>screen cuts to archived footage of (presumably) chinks working on railroad tunnels spliced together with shark fins, more explosions, and growling bear sound effects
>WHEN WE RETURN, THE COMMIES LEARN WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE CRUSHED, UNDER THE HEEL OF AN ELEPHANT'S FOOT
>WWE guitar kicks in, as rapid jump cuts switch between elephants in the wild and scenes from Enemy at the Gates with a red filter
>finally check the documentary date
Gib gud NPPkino, Slavrunes are fine as long as there's subtitles.
>you have an infinity gauntlet
>slightly different and much much weaker
>only snaps away people who live in the US
>only kills 13% of the population
>you can control who gets affected
who you gonna eliminate?
Just a friendly reminder that Timothy Dalton is best bond
He had the
>best theme songs
>best bond girls
Also general bond thread
Timothee Chalamet is a complete Hollywood industry plant. It is so obvious when you see some random 23 year old come out of nowhere. He is nothing special, and you're all falling for it.
>upgrade GPU in the past year to a GTX 1080
>nod in approval
>decide to upgrade movie collection to higher quality
>torrent movies no less than 20 gig
>torrent for two months, impressed with quality
>family over, nephew wants to watch Infinity War
>tip fedora, remark that I have movie in Blu-ray
>spend 20 minutes transferring movie to flash drive
>mfw movie wouldn’t play on laptop, media player, any device without a dedicated GPU
riddle me this,
If we don't employ men than how do you blame them for our failures, Batman?
Captain James Tiberius Kirk
>Riddle me this, Batman! What consitutes for as little as 13%, yet for as much as 50% at the same time?
we never got an answer to this riddle, what was it /tv/?
Latest on Jazz's Healing Process
prelude to disaster
pusy = explode
>They disabled the comments lul
No eulogies for Jazz
Jazz is Sauronpilled
Metal Gear Pop!: The Phantom Penis
this movie will 100% be considered an underrated gem/cult classic in the future.
it's so tonally different from every other generic marvel flick. it may not be the best, but it's the most ambitious by FAR and a welcome breath of fresh air compared to the paint-by-numbers shit that marvel (and post-snyder dc) has become.
Fuck, that was terrifying.
Is this the best horror movie of the past decade?
this is the worst movie i've ever seen
Who is most likely going to get blackwashed in the Amazon series? I think it is a given that Aragorn and Gandalf will be played by actors. Sam probably also.
After 9 years on /tv/, you know what I realize?
What does Stranger Things season 3 have in store for best girl?
>90s high school movie
>I was lying on the grass of Sunday morning of last week starts playing
So, I just caught this in the cinema.
Before I talk about it, let me tell you this:
Never again for serious movies. I just fucking hate people, laughing at inappropriate times or out of embarassment (DURR HE SAID NEGRO GOTTA LAUGH HEHE NON-RACIST I SWEAR!). Fucking scum, the last three movies I went to were ruined by that type of person. In the future I will only watch capeshit and war movies and such where it doesn't matter.
That said, I liked it. Did we talk about it? If so, I completely missed it. The moments with his family were pretty good, especially when he wants to talk to his wife who instantly btfo's him. You can pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks. Eastwood is just a great actor. Of course there were some funny scenes, like the hookers in the cartel mansion.
>Yeah sure kids, this just for artistic purposes and it progresses the story :^)
Though in the end I wondered what happened to his family. Like, wouldn't the cartel go after them in retaliation? Wouldn't they want him as chief witness or something?
>tfw pixar will no longer make comfy honest kino like Wall-e anymore
any kinos for me to cope with this feel that isn't Wall-e?
Should I watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer? I don't like supernatural stuff, demons, vampires, Joss Whedon, or Seth Green
Do they still make these? Are there any recent memorable ones?
Here are your protagonists for every american movie, bro.
Saturday night Akoocheemoya edition
Post the last Black and White movie you saw.
Pic related is a fantastic and poignant colonial film with a lead performance that will define English NCOs for me for a long time. I highly recommend it, but do not expect an action movie. Rather it is ultimately a drama about the end of colonization, shifting politics of empire, and the type of soldiers that the UK does not produce anymore.
Imagine paying literal currency for shows like
>13 Reasons Why
>The Russian Doll
>The Umbrella Academy
I pity you, NetFags
>That scene in the Deathly Hallows where Remus admitted to Harry that he had actually taken his wolfbane that night in the third year, but he thought Sirius would "get the joke", and that they wouldn't take it so seriously
>That scene where Remus abruptly suggested they should dip Pettigrew into a molten pool of enchanted metal, as, "That way, we'd be sure he's dead and incapable of escaping".
>That scene where Remus turned up at the Dursleys in the fourth summer claiming that "He'd once heard from Lily that Petunia had a good eye for leather" and refused to leave until the woman went shopping with him
>That scene where Remus suggested, while in ghost form, that they were just "Manifestations of Harry's internal desires and hopes for an afterlife that didn't truly exist".
>That part where Remus decides Harry needs a holiday after the tri-wizard tournament and ends up taking him on a hike through the Siberian wastes, claiming it would be "Good for his soul to get a taste of the mountain spirit".
>That part where Remus turns up and tries determinedly to pull Cedric's body away from his father, abstrusely claiming that "Any boy that died at Hogwarts must burn at Hogwarts also".
>That part where Remus's boggart is the full moon, and when asked why, he responds "There's nothing holding the moon up there Harry, it could fall on us at any moment, don't believe what they teach you in astronomy, it's a pack of lies, propagated by the agendas of the round-earth witches. Any moment Harry, think about that, I know I do every night".
>That scene where Lupin refuses to take a seat at the Weasleys Wedding, insisting that he remained stood up just to the left of the middle of the aisle because, "A wolf sit's for no one, Sirius said that to me".
>That scene where Remus refused to get up off the Dursleys couch because "his favourite soap was on".
>anime kino doesn't exis-
Is he /our guy/?
>The story in question takes place on the night of his high school prom. “My date was a beautiful girl. She was my next-door neighbour. And I think her name was… A… er… She changed her name, but it was A…” [Sighs] “…At first I think her name was Elizabeth Ashley… not Elizabeth Ashley, it was Ashley Trimble or Trimbly or Ashley or…” Eventually he re-rails. “Anyway, she went on to become a model. I couldn’t believe she wanted me to take her to the prom. First of all she was a couple of grades older than me, and secondly she was the most beautiful girl I’d ever seen and I was a bit of a nerd. But I went, and I had to cash all my bonds — my grandmother had given me and my brothers bonds, and one of my elder brothers got a beautiful stereo, the other one got a down payment on a car, but I needed mine to rent a tuxedo and rent a limousine and get a great pair of shoes, because I was going to take the most beautiful woman in the world out to the prom. And then later she kissed me. And I got so excited that I actually threw up on my shoes, and then I ran away. Then the limousine said I couldn’t get in the car because I had vomit on my shoes, so I walked home about five miles, and that was the end of my prom night.”
What ever happened to fun movies?
name one thing she can’t do
I'm a newfag. What was the /tv/ reaction to this during the first season?
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
So this episode showed once again that we are pretty much fucked and in 30 years China will rule the planet.
Who is your favorite French actress?
>Kills half the universe
>Unironically kills those who farm and grow crops
What a retard
Anyone else watching this girly-ass show?
Maia Mitchell is hot.
>/tv/ insists that SU becomes kino once you get to the season 1 finale
>Let’s wind clocks back a year. These jannies and advertisers wouldn’t dare to cross any of you... I mean what happened /tv/? Did your balls drop off?
americans make movie about an insane faggot killing people
>meh b movie horror crap
Russians make movie about insane faggot killing people
>wow so true, such is the harsh life in russia. Fucking communists why did putin allow this to happen
ITT: Actors who are bros IRL
Are there any movies about men martying into money/class? Beautiful men using their looks to get ahead? All I can think of is Barry Lyndon.
>see pic related
>not a single mention of strelok
Featured film: Survive The Hollow Shoals
What is found footage? Found footage consists of feature length movies, shorts, or webseries designed to have the look and feel of actual (non-fictional) filmed events that were lost and subsequently discovered and made available to the viewer. That is why it is the most creative subgenre ever to exist, with over 700 movies and counting!
PLEASE HELP THE FOUND FOOTAGE COMMUNITY BY RATING FILMS, CORRECTING INFO, AND SUBMITTING NEW FILMS TO THE FOUND FOOTAGE DATABASE:
FF IMDB: http://foundfootagecritic.com/found-footage-films-database/
Conversation starters for newbies:
>What is your favorite found footage film?
>What found footage film are you looking forward to?
>What is your idea for the perfect found footage film?
HOW TO FIND FOUND FOOTAGE FILMS ONLINE: AN /FFG/ GUIDE
a) Download Sources from best (1) to worst (5)
1) Private Torrents (PTP, CG, and THC are the best for FF and THC is easy to join)
2) Private Usenet accounts (Get these from private torrents and private piracy forums)
3) Public Usenet (use Binsearch, get a free usenet account, slow but it works)
4) Public Torrents (use BTDB, torrentz2, zooqle, rarbg)
5) Public and private DDL (warez-bb, filehosts)
b) Streaming sites have quite a few. Type in google "[name of movie] 123movies"
c) Amazon Prime has a lot of them if you already have an account.
d) Ask /ffg/ for the ones you can't find using above methods. Remember to archive the rare ones for your fellow FF fans!
e) Here's a still-evolving pastebin of FF movies you can watch on Youtube. These are NOT recommendations!
the second whitest superhero behind thor is playing a woke Mossad agent who saves African refuges waiting for white savior to save them. deadline.com has the story:
>Netflix has obtained global distribution rights, excluding China, to The Red Sea Diving Resort, the Chris Evans-starring biopic from writer/director Gideon Raff and BRON Studios. The film, which Netflix will release later this year, is based on one of the most remarkable rescue missions in history.
>The pic follows a group of Mossad agents and Ethiopians who in the early ’80s used a deserted holiday retreat in Sudan as a front to smuggle thousands of refugees to Israel. Chris Evans plays Ari Kidron, the Mossad agent who leads the mission together with courageous local Kabede Bimro, played by Michael Kenneth Williams.
are you excited bros?
Is it true that celebrities have their own stores and restaurants and such where everyone’s famous so they are treated like normal people.
cast the phantom troupe from hunter x hunter
Hey man you gotta get me out, there's kids fucking down here!
This is thread for general discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.
Post your thoughts on the movie.
Post pics/gifs/webms that you have.
Post any info/rumours/news that's relevant.
Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 59% Audience 92%
IMDB - 7.6/10
Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
>Who has seen it?
>What did you think?
>Who is planning to see it?
>What do you expect?
>Who won't be seeing it?
who is the modern day Marilyn?
what are some good Israel Kino?
What is the appropriate response to a Jim stealing your fiance?
EWHHHHHH HUUUUU OHHH YEAHHHHHH
"So I just killed a bunch of children and tried to strangle my wife to death but in my opinion it's all just a misunderstanding and you guys are the evil ones."
What the fuck was wrong with him?
>hey charlie do you want some of these oxycontins?
>don't you need a recipe for that?
>what are you, a cop?
Why didn't he just create more resources?
Can't get much more comfy than motherfucking Chicago Hope.
Movies you saw in the theater
has there ever been a more kino moment in all of star wars?
OH boy overpopulation is a big problem: think about it, if we were less people real estate prices would go down, wages up, no more global warming, less pollution.. you name it! I have decided to decrease the fertility rates of all people. You know, killing them would have solved the problem only temporarily
>In philosophy class
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, think back to my favortie show, the witcher
>“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling… makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all."
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
Inyas only sabaka waitin' and eierschaukeln'.
Them lazy cobarde maricas toss they pinche probes and data collecting but we go dance like POW, Beratna!
We na wait, kopeng! We leders sasa ke, junbega todo tiempo! We always push push and poze Boite Beltalowda, two-step fasta co ANY Inyalowda!
Milowda fear NADA, No Azulmang, No Protomang gon halt THIS Behemoth!
KEPELESH WE GONYA GO IS KEPELESH WE BELONG BELTALOWDA
I’ve seen a Russ Meyer film. Are they good?
ITT Only the most Kino Black and White Films
There will never be fatkino better than assanti. We've already seen the maximum meme potential in this genre
>the movie overstays its welcome
>Horny And Lonely
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