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What was going through Luke’s head at this very moment?
Did Yoda look better as CGI or a puppet?
Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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How the fuck did he get away with it?
wtf I hate the government now
>Brie Larson was only paid 5 million for Captain Marvel
>Robert Downey Jr gets paid 50 million for Iron Man
And you incels think sexism doesn't exist
What movie should I see at the theatre tonorrow?
I dont go to the movies often or keep up with them.
What was the first scene you ever jerked off to?
This was a real tree apparently.
The prop department made a fake tree for Arnold to carry, but when they took it outside the sun reflected off it, giving it a shiny plastic look.
So instead they cut down a real tree and Arnold carried it around for two hours while they got the shots they needed.
.. The white walkers having no motivation or backstory?
Because there isn't.. in my opinion, going to be a big reveal. They just hate being living weapons. Like if the Terminators ... well just like the Terminators. They want to destroy their makers because they aren't worth a damn for creating them in the first place.
They also literally don't have time to pack all that shit in.. even if they make something up... with all the relationships that have to pay off in a few episodes.
I feel like the threads saying, "BUT WHO WERE THEY!" when people don't just look instead of needing it explained to them. All the context clues just say they bio weapons gone rouge.
Nothing more. Nothing less.
A TRVE ROMAN THREAD FOR TRVE ROMANS
What’s the proper cinematic equivalent to Phil Collins’ masterwork debut album, Face Value?
Why does everyone hate her so much? I really don't get it. The hate is surreal even among normies. She said "Is that like a personal insult?" in a joking manner while reading Google searches and now everyone thinks she's an easily offended twat, is that the gist of it?
You what? No eggs? You fucking idiot, Jeremy! You total fucking idiot! That was YOUR job, you fucking moron! You cretin! YOU'RE A FUCKHEAD! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! A FUCKING SHITHEAD!
what is the last AVGN episode to have soul?
Post an image and others will pitch a movie based on that image.
ITT: Scenes that always leave you emotional
"Des tentations." - Kristen Wiig, 2007
Exact words of the memes. But do you understand them? Do you believe them?
only thriller that came close to living up to its association with the genre for me. the shining comes second and that's it. actually good thrillers?? i have yet to watch the exorcist.
When does The Flintstones go to shit?
20-something year old Bloomer general
>negative nancies and oldfags are not invited, but feel free to lurk!
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7k0a5hYnSI
Is "Bang-Bang" actually a thing fat people do?
what movies did you watch in your teenage years? for me? it was high school musical trilogy
Ninth installment of the Furious franchise to remake 1998 film "Armageddon"
>The team is called upon to drive into its surface and detonate a nuclear bomb on a specific location in an asteroid heading for earth
Fast and Furious: Fastt10 your seatbelts
>remake of Con Air
>After detonating the asteroid, Dominic Torretto is pardoned by the US government for his crimes but must fly home aboard a prison transport flight dubbed "Jailbird" with some of the worst criminals living.
>Cyrus "The Virus" played by Will Ferrell
Fast and Furious: 11v8
>remake of Face \ Off
> Dom undergoes surgery to remove his face and replace it with Cyrus'. As Dom tries to use his disguise to elicit information about a bomb from Cyrus' brother, Cyrus awakes from a coma and forces the doctor who performed the surgery to give him Dom's face, Hilarity and Atrocity "Hilariocrity" ensues.
Do you think our girl Britney can have a comeback as a film star?
>midday at the office
>go get yourself a fresh cup of joe
The whole Michael Che saga is embarassing honestly
When will leftypol stop posting damage control threads because Zizek lost?
By 2009, movies, music, TV shows, music, etc. from 2003 felt very dated and like they were a million years ago (pic related, Sum 41 felt very old by 2009).
Yet if you compared 2013 media to now, they barely feel different at all from 2019 media, save for more politics.
how on earth is this scene supposed to be funny?
ITT: scenes butthurt haters will never understand
Films you don't necessarily "like" but can at least appreciate/respect. I really appreciate this film and its director for making folk horror in the modern age and of course, introducing us to Anya.
Due to Kelsey Grammer having issues with dogs "Eddie" was put down over a dozen times during the course of the show. Grammer remarked he did not care if the dog lived or died, despite the fact that the injuries he inflicted on the animals meant death would be the only merciful course of action.
YEARLY TEN COMMANDMENTS EASTER THREAD
Come watch Charlton Heston in one of the greatest epics ever made. ABC Shows The Ten Commandments every year on Easter and this thread has been a tradition for a few years now.
On ABC Channel now, Streams below:
in my travels and in my dealings through movies and through the web i have gone down many roads of understanding and truthseeking. ive seen alot of movies and mediain my travels and dealings i started seeking to create a new form of movie watching, a new kind of method i call "dreamwatching".
i sort of think of dreamwatching as being the final level of truly understanding cinema. because it no longer matters to catch every single frame of the movie you can start in the middle if you want. one of the most fascinating experiences i ever had was when i started watching charlie bartlett but then halfway through when anton yelchin gets knocked out i switched it to nick and norahs infinite playlist and pretended it was his dream hallucination. now you can see the possibilities?
another great possibility is to actually fall asleep and dream during a movie, or to actually "dream" a movie. in order to truly understand a film, through only sleep or drugs. dreamwatching allows cinema to directly enter your subconscious and create a much more impactful experience i believe through this way, a shamanic method of understanding and truthseeking at all costs..
Should've quit while you were ahead, Jordy.
How come one of them gets mocked but the other has Disney defending him?
I used to think my life was a tragedy.
>20 years since the event
>only film adaptation is some shitty BBC documentary thats only about the shooting itself
Why are people so afraid to make a columbine kino? The event is so far removed that the people actually attending columbine today weren't even alive when it happened.
Will there ever be a better series lads
Who would be the best actress to play Violet in the eventual hollywood adaptation?
What are some interesting films to watch from 2017 to present?
I've been watching a lot of old films but looking to view something interesting or will have me think about for a while
I think Katherine Heigl is hot. I thought she was good in Roswell and Grey’s.
What are some interesting movies coming out this year than don't deal with superheroes?
I'm thinking a solid no and tentatively hoping yes.
Netflix fucks nearly everything up. Let's cast it before they do. inb4 idris/forced "diversity" shit we've all seen and ignored b4. I'm genuinely curious who'd make the best Wesker (if not for that outrageous nose, Crispin Glover would look great). Jensen Ackles can easily be re:4 Leon.
>it's a Truman stays up til 3 am shitposting instead of going drinking with his new friends episode
What's wrong with this guy?
What’s the moral of the story?
What're the best Easter movies?
>In 1880, the most common Sneed occupation in the USA was Farmer. 42% of Sneed's were Farmers. A less common occupation for the Sneed family was Keeping House. Farmer, Laborer and Farming were the top 3 reported jobs worked by Sneed.
>Between 1944 and 2004, in the United States, Sneed life expectancy was at its lowest point in 1947, and highest in 1999.
>"E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)" is the fifth episode of the eleventh season of the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 7, 1999.
>Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
Anyone notice that the rise of sjw movements happen same time with the rises of Marvel Disney?
What an absolute conglomeration of horse shit
What's some good body horror/melting-humans scifi kino?
>The Blob (1988)
>the toxic waste scene in RoboCop
I honestly can't think of anything more disgusting to see.
>tfw reality is scarier than any horror film
>gets assblasted over some writer criticizing his white master Colin Jost
>make hilarious jokes about the writer fucking dogs on his instagram
>makes wikipedia account to edit the writer's page to include bestiality, gets outed immediately
>makes burner account on twitter to defend himself
>refers to himself in first person on his burner account, outs himself
What a fucking joke. Even SNL can do better than this unfunny idiot.
Andrew, we have a dead body!
Get on horses!
Why didn't Sandler ever do more movies like this? Everything else is just generic mass market comedy but this movie is literally perfect.
What does /tv/ think of snowpiercer?
Were you a Rock kid or a Stone Cold kid?
/got/ general. Serious question anons : Who's your favourite character?
What do you usually drink while watching films?
i like anime and im dont care what you think
This movie BTFO capeshit, AND Disney animation. Yet, no one here ever talked about. What'd you think
Why is this show so good?
Prove me wrong: Every single film he does the score for is fucking K I N O.
>Silk Spectre II
I'm not complaining, but why?
What can I get you, big guy?
What actors are signs that the movie will most likely be good. For me Amy Adams is usually a sign of quality
This movie fucking sucked. I was expecting something more brutal, but it was just so corny. Cartoonish thugs, comedic violence (guy gets smashed over the head with a bottle and he makes that dumb smiley face before falling to the ground), and Patrick Swayze trying too hard to come across as cool and intimidating.
The only good part was Sam Elliot.
>Hi I'm John Green, this is crash course world history and today we're going to talk about ________
what is the film equivalent of Super Special Stage Route 5/11?
>he walks on his tippy toes
post profiles/discuss recently watched movies/discuss other users
>My producers always tell me to smile and put on a happy face.
>Stanley Kubrick thought The Vanishing was the most terrifying film he had seen — even more frightening than his own The Shining - and called Sluizer to discuss editing.
Do you agree?
why didnt her career ever take off?
i wish she would of been in more movies/tv because she is really cute
whats your favorite glau kino
Featured film: The Fear Footage
What is found footage? Found footage consists of feature length movies, shorts, or webseries designed to have the look and feel of actual (non-fictional) filmed events that were lost and subsequently discovered and made available to the viewer. That is why it is the most creative subgenre ever to exist, with over 700 movies and counting!
PLEASE HELP THE FOUND FOOTAGE COMMUNITY BY RATING FILMS, CORRECTING INFO, AND SUBMITTING NEW FILMS TO THE FOUND FOOTAGE DATABASE:
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Conversation starters for newbies:
>What is your favorite found footage film?
>What found footage film are you looking forward to?
>What is your idea for the perfect found footage film?
HOW TO FIND FOUND FOOTAGE FILMS ONLINE: AN /FFG/ GUIDE
a) Download Sources from best (1) to worst (5)
1) Private Torrents (PTP, CG, and THC are the best for FF and THC is easy to join)
2) Private Usenet accounts (Get these from private torrents and private piracy forums)
3) Public Usenet (use Binsearch, get a free usenet account, slow but it works)
4) Public Torrents (use BTDB, torrentz2, zooqle, rarbg)
5) Public and private DDL (warez-bb, filehosts)
b) Streaming sites have quite a few. Type in google "[name of movie] 123movies"
c) Amazon Prime has a lot of them if you already have an account.
d) Ask /ffg/ for the ones you can't find using above methods. Remember to archive the rare ones for your fellow FF fans!
e) Here's a still-evolving pastebin of FF movies you can watch on Youtube. These are NOT recommendations!
Comfy Sopranos Thread.
Will he start the podcast again after he's finished his second book, anons?
The Netflix show was an abysmal imitation, IMO. I hope he just goes back to youtube.
Let's wind the clocks back a year. These mods and jannies wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? Hmm? You see a guy like me-
A guy like me... look. Listen. I know why you choose to hold your little, ahem, "group cunnyposting sessions" in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to browse the board at night. Hiro. See, Hiro has shown /tv/ your true colors, unfortunately.
Banning dubs threads? That's just the beginning. And as for the shitposters' so called plan? Hiro has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and permaban him! I know the static ipers when I see them and...
>What do you propose?
It's simple. We, uh, kill the Gookmoot.
Why no robot apocalypse movies?
Why would Gandalf let Frodo decide to go in Moria without telling him about the Balrog?
>A middle school faggot
>Watch family Guy
>Used to think this scene was hilarious
>Fast forward to Christmas time in church
>I see a reindeer and I think of the family guys scene
>I start laughing uncontrollably like an autist
>Everyone looks back at me angrily
>Turns out the guy speaking in the front was announcing that his son had died and was asking for prayer
It sucks that family Guy isn't as good as it used to be
>ruins your entire 2 seasons
Seriously though why did the show waste so much time on her? Not only was her character pointless, but she was so fucking dull even her manlet virgin partner Sam had more charm than her before he was killed off. The only enjoyable part about her in the entire 2 seasons was when she got bleached by Russo
Are you tired of Star Wars and do you want the franchise to die? Why or why not?
>"You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fist-fight with you? No, you need an ace in the hole; mine's Joaquin."
Favorite Simpsons character voiced by Karl Wiedergott?
this is a post-apocalypse, right?
Disclaimer: I have an Amazon Student membership and have access to some of the Amazon music library, as well as a huge bunch of Amazon Originals and Exclusives and whatever films are free at the moment.
Why did this bother so many people?
Why didn't hobbits have a large amount of greed for power unless they had the ring for a long time?
Pacific Rim, Triple Frontier, and Sons of Anarchy actor Charlie Hunnam was blasted after he admitted he was a “big fan” of University of Toronto Psychology Professor Dr. Jordan Peterson.
In an interview with Men’s Health while promoting his recent Netflix movie Triple Frontier, Hunnam was asked about his training for the film with a SEAL trainer.
>"I really love the sense of seriousness with those guys—there’s no sense of life being trivial. There’s no flippancy, no triviality to those guys. They were just very, very serious. I really enjoy that. I’m a big fan of Jordan Peterson, as are a lot of people right now—he’s become quite an internet phenomenon, a card-carrying member of the intellectual dark web.
>“I love the message that he promotes, which is, 'Take your life seriously.' Carry as much responsibility as possible. I think in his words he says, pick up the heaviest thing that you can and carry it.
>"That was very much the philosophy and mentality of these Special Forces guys. I really enjoyed being around that sensibility. In this day and age, everyone’s gown soft and entitled. It’s like, no, guys, you’re not entitled to anything.
>"It’s like, 'By your fruits you shall know them.' And that just speaks to the importance of getting out there and working for yourself. From living in Hollywood and being exposed a lot to the people of the film industry, I found the attitude of those Special Forces guys to be really, really refreshing."
Yeah, I'm thinking he's based.
no-one on /tv/ is talking about this. not only was it BASED and KINO, but it also captivated /tv/.
Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers.
what do you call this hairstyle?
REALLY RAIMI JESUS CHRIST
Where did it all go wrong?
>I must've died and gone to heaven
What are some kinos about actresses who are your big sister? For me, it's Wind River, starring my big sister Elizabeth Olsen.
A24 is the best! Can't wait to watch their new movie Skin about a neo-nazi who redeems himself!
What'll it be fellas? Mustard or ketchup?
Any scenes similar to this one?
Where’s muh Miss Saigon movie with Lea Salonga cameo?
Where’s muh Hamilton movie?
Where’s muh Phantom movie
that all of us we can be proud of?
Where’s muh Dear Evan Hansen mov
- oh wait, it’s actually happening
itt movies that women can't understand
HE MADE THE DEVIL SO MUCH STRONGER THAN A MAAAAN
>ITT people who were too based for their own good
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
people giving him shit for it online
Gonna sneak two of these in the cinema with me wish me luck.