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"/r9k/ - ROBOT9001" is a board for hanging out and posting greentext stories.

Welcome to /r9k/

robot overlord
/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
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11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/
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What is the truth about BBC?

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I'm neutral on this subject, I'm just wondering how much truth is there in the BBC "myth"?

Recently I've been watching a lot of amateur interracial porn, most of which is white wives getting fucked and their husbands filming.

These wives get fucked so hard, they scream, groan, twitch, in some sort of primal pleasure, unlike anything I've seen before.
They express this pleasure with their whole bodies and faces.
There are tons of those videos, just look up "bbc wife" or something on Pornhub.

The truth is, I've never seen an amateur porn of a woman getting so much pleasure from a white man, not even close.

After watching videos like these and not having a white counterpart to it, I got a little insecure, I have to admit.

What do you guys thing about this?
Fembots, do you have any experiences worth sharing here?
Let's talk about it.

And can we please not make this thread into a hateful shitfest?
Let's just discuss how much reality is in this particular claim.
Every race has it's advantages and disadvantages, so please don't point them all out autistically.
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I just really want an average looking asian gf like this one. Is that too much to ask for?
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mods are asleep post CRT's

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also trinitron technology is superior to shadow mask technology in every way
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Do trannies realise that EVERYONE is uncomfortable with them around? It's like walking around with a faggot wearing a fursuit or bondage gear.

Stop making your fetish your lifestyle.
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Robots, how was your 420 like?

I had smoked while playing CS:GO today, pretty neat. Too cold to go outside tho.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT8OU5WtfkQ
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Waifu General - /waifu/ #144

Lucina
Lucina's birthday edition
Previous: >>52016790
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What is the cause of the current incel epidemic?
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>your age
>do you drink coffee?
21
Yes
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>Be me
>600 pounds, 33-year old good boy
>went to the doctor today
>doctor says I need to start losing weight now
> He asks my mom how I got to this point
> "I have no idea" she says, holding back tears.

Flashback to my childhood

> No exercise
> Mom wouldn't let me stay out past 5, spent the night playing vidya or sitting in front of tv
> Had my first Pepsi when I was 3
> Mom couldn't cook, fast food every night.
> Mom was dependant on me, never taught me to be emotionally independent.
> Mom taught me to eat my stress away.

Cutbacktoreality.jpg

> "yup, no idea how I got here"
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>your country
>age of consent
>how you feel about it
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/dicklet/ thread

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Thread for fellow dicklets. How is it for you to have a small dick?
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>white women treat you like shit
>asian/black girls love you
Anyone else know this feel?
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Women reject me solely because I'm NEET.
I have really slight chances of getting a job or getting into university.
How do I fix my life? I'm currently trying to lift and practice music.
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MBTI thread

keys2cognition
"I should really save the OP text somewhere" edition

>tests
https://sakinorva.net/tests
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
https://similarminds.com/
This one uses dichotomies and not functions: https://www.16personalities.com/

>recommended reading:
https://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/
Check the Q&As and other posts too, pretty good shit here.
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pls rate my loli voice. much appreciated
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lebsOftm2X
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pupp
Who was the girl with giant tits in your school/university? Tell us about her.
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any mtf girls here that would date a 3/10 shut-in lesbian? my only condition is that we play video games together
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Ideal girlfriend thread:

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ROBOTS please describe your ideal gf in terms of personality, appearance, and things you would do together. Also attach a photo if wanted.
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Is it possible to go from obese to underweight? If so, how?
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>anyone else just want campanionship and eventually children
>i've had sex a few times when i was in highschool and college
>i hated the way it felt to be inside someone, using them for pleasure.
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It's been a few years since I come by this website and I decided to come back and I keep seeing people unironically using "desu" at the end of their sentences on many boards.
Is this shit for real? Are some of you guys that much of a fucking retarded weaboo or am I missing something here?
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/creative/

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You know the drill. Post your shit, I'll give it a listen, read, watch or look and give my thought on it. I encourage others to do the same. Here's my shit to start out
https://soundcloud.com/user-doesntmatter

And here's the artism pastebin, souncloud and so on. So take a look over there too so you can find some stuff that might interest you
https://pastebin.com/5Ma719Sk
https://soundcloud.com/artismic
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzceW0pm5YuO8Fs3AhzGX8w/playlists
https://artismique.tumblr.com/
https://twitter.com/Al_ltisme/
https://bandcamp.com/artism/following/artists_and_labels
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How do I get Gordon Ramsay level of backbone?
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have you ever made a girl cry, /r9k/? what made you do this?
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Strong_duck
Ask away, anons
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>tfw you remember your "random humor" phase
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I can't laugh at anything.

I don't find anything funny in real life in social situations. When people in real life try to be funny, I find it lame.

I only laugh at Louis CK stand ups. But it's very limited.

I'm just trying to understand humor.

inb4: leftist cuck hurr;
you have bad sense of humor durr
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To all men here looking to better themselves and their lives:

Read this book. It helped me, it can help you.
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please someone save me from this pedo
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i feel very alone.
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abo outside bleeding
>be aussy in small city
>couldn't leave because police and now too mentally ill
>small town nigger has nothing on me
>will post this thread every day like small town nigger
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Are whites genuinlly evil?

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Nearly every single country that has tried to take over this planet in terms of large militarized methods has been white. Germany, Italy, Russia,USA,England, the only real exception is japan and that probably was only the case because they were bff's with Germany. You could even say the Jews tried to take over the world too, in their own backstabbing conniving little ways.
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I can't do this anymore. I cannot deal with how fucking stupid the rest of humanity is. About 75% of humans I would say seem like NPCs. I keep giving them chances over and over again to have some kind of original ideas and they can't do it. They just continue regurgitating whatever talking points their ideology of choice has programmed into them. Its actually beginning to really frustrate me. I don't know what to do about this anymore. It makes me not want to interact with anyone besides a select group of people and just hide out in my apartment.
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Reminder to give it another shot.
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Im here to remind you tranny posting faggots you will never EVER be a woman. Youll always be a genetic failure,mentally ill,and drag on society. You are better off dead. And better off on >>>/lgbt/. So please just go. K?
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Alright robots, time for a poll.

How was your relationship with your father? Was he present? Did you have a good relationship with him?

Let's get down to the cause of robothood once and for all.
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Why do looks matter?
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Getting fit isnt going to turn your life around but it will make you feel better about yourself.
T. Guy who can finally bench and dead lift 200lbs.
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Ask someone that has 3 grams of coke sitting infront of them anything.
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Hey anons, it would make me feel really happy if you would join my IRC channel
@irc.rizon.net
#bakedbeans
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/drugfeel/

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Bicycle day/420 edition
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depressedapu
>be me
>playing osu! in my room
>Grandma walks in
>sees girl with gigantic tiddies
>leaves

wtf do i do
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average girl
Why haven't you settled for a 5/10?
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>chat with girl
>profile says she is 18
>it goes well and I set up a date
>anon I have to tell you something, you wont like me afterwards
>Im 14
>block her
>chat with another girl (profile says 17)
>wants me to come to her house and makeout
>gives me her number
>ask her if she really is 17
>no Im 14 xDdd

Wtf is wrong with girls these days
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Listen to /blank space/
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/britfeel/

britfeel april night
old rosie and mini eggs, edition
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How often do girls even masturbate?
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discord

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post your stupid servers
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What is your impossible and secret fetish anon?
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Drunk anon here again, ask me anything. I want to talk to somebody.
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what kind of original haircut should I get
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Mommy gf #1
Were able to upgrade your regular gf into a mommy gf?
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G-Fuel appreciation thread
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Ideal Boyfriend Thread

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FEMBOTS please describe your ideal bf in terms of personality, appearance, and things you would do together. Also attach a photo of possible.
For example:

>personality
Friendly
Anxious
Good with kids
Always calm
Into cars and nerdy
Bit of a smartass around the boys

>Appearance
About 5'5 or 5'6
Brown eyes
Brown hair
White
Chubby

>what would we do together
Make sandwhiches
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Chadrew
Why are women like this?
I feel bad for the dude
Also how can I be Andrew?
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ed1 yin flowers moonlight
Where and how do i get a asperger outcast gf?
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hnnnngg
what music do you listen to whilst drunk, /r9k/?
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>mom said its time for bed get in!
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nomore
>tfw my parents believed the Jew and chopped off my foreskin for "sanitation"
>tfw I will never have an intense or satisfying orgasm because my dick is numb from being uncovered for so long
I'm having trouble justifying going on.
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Video games and porn and livin' in me mums house that's all I need
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Coachella
This girl's practically naked. Girls really be dressing like this at festivals/events?
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Givs fembot gf. GIVE GF

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I know there's someone on here that fits my match. Someone who wants a friend and a romantic partner. Someone who is kind and understanding of the robot condition. Someone who lives in europe. Someone who is biologicaly female. I just know it. I can feel it in my bones...destiny is pulling us together (do you believe in destiny?. I do) and sooner or later we will collide and explode and burn. Our souls intertwined our minds interlinked into one another. Our eyes singing a song of love and understanding. I know it. I am not a poet but i know that love is waiting for me here, on this board. Patiently and sweetly...
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some cute little tranny needs to post their tummy RIGHT NOW so i can cum
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/r9gay/ - #697

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laying in the grass edition
last bread: >>52031082
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What's /r9k/'s stance on tats and piercings?
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>be me
>20 year old, almost 21
>have problems with loneliness for most of my life
>had problems with alcohol since my mid teens
>turn 21 a few days ago, threw an outdoor birthday party yesterday
>people who i invited did not consider that close to me
>they all got me the best presents and we had an awesome time
>mfw presents weren't expensive, but i loved them
>mfw loneliness and extreme drinking in crowds did not happen yesterday
>mfw people helped me clean it all up and pack the stuff in a cab

Thanks buddies, most of my birthdays were shit, this one was very nice. It means a lot to me.
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jeopardy champ3
Stop looking at porn. Right now. Please, we can do it together. Get your mind clean.
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>28 zero friends live with parents never had a gf

am i really supposed to live for decades being a total loser lmao? And don't tell me to watch anime or play video games
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BF doesn't like all the messages I send him.

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Hello I'm asking what I should do. I am in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend and we usually talk to three to four hours a day. We would talk more but he has a career which makes me sad. I usually send him a few dozen messages on discord, poems, and drawings over the night that I work on. I usually do this every night and he finds it kind of weird how many hours I stay up working on these things. I told him it's not strange and it's just showing my affection. We have been together for about 6 months and this is the first time he's asked for distance as I'm getting too attached. I don't have any other friends and no one else to talk to and I do not want to spend even less time with him. Is there anything I can say or do to show him I'm not being creepy?
(Pic not related really)
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>going through relationship drama
>been depressed and stressing about it, spent tonight indoors with no plans, just trying to distract myself
>1:30 AM
>find out through facebook that one of my best friends had a huge birthday bash tonight at a club downtown
>he didn't tell me
>he didn't even tell me it was his birthday
>ask him about it
>"sorry, it was last minute, I forgot to invite you. I'm about to fall asleep, night"
I don't know how to put this feel into words
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How to kiss a guy without him thinking I'm a turbo autist? Any advice besides kys plz
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iq

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What is your iq anons?
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network
Imagine if the entire internet histories of every single person on the planet were made public. Anyone could look at anyone's history and see everything they ever did online. What would happen?
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Cast away.

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If two men get lost on a desert island can they survive off of each others semen?
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twenty people, tiny and quiet, come join us, lets talk about dreams and games and cats. youre welcome here. tzDUjK5
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morig
Are true enlightened people, those that are not a part of a religion or religious organization?
I feel inside deeply, that I should separate myself from the religious institution. Is it the only thing holding me back?
I have an open mind on most things except when it comes to morals (stemming from religion)
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fuck trying in life, i think I'll just become a bus driver or janitor
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would you consider a cute boy?
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How do you get a hikki to show himself?

Been close friends with one for 3 years and he has never shown me a picture.

He just describes facial features and I draw pictures of men with the description to see if I'm getting close but I've drawn like 15 different pictures and he always says "looks nothing like me"....
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Thoughts on Princess Diana?
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white women are hottest
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>Have "friends"
>They never contact me, I am the one contacting them every time
>They never invite me to their parties
>They never hold a conversation with me whenever I talk with them

It's worse than having no "friends" at all desu.

Anyone else in the same case? It's making me depressed to be unable to fit in like that.
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sluts

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How to recover from being cheated on, robots?
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So basically unless we look like Chad we're doomed to be alone forever?
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What are you lads drinking tonight? Might oughta consider AA.
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>fapped to THAT again
What was it this time anons?
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Now that pepe and wojak have officially become Rage Face 2.0, and by that I mean normies turning it into absolute shit with there shit memes, whats the next big thing to look forward too?
How long has it even been since Pepe and Wojak have became a thing?
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Alright, I'm done waiting.
One of you better become my cute twink faggot BF right fucking now.
I'm lonely and I hate it. So hurry up anon!
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A girl is spending her day indoors wondering why you didn't ask her out this weekend
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Where is everyone? Are they out having a fun Saturday night?
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What are the rules for going out to drink by yourself?
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>see lil dicky for the first time on YT
>"oh he's definitely Jewish"
>look him up on google
>"born and raised in a middle class Jewish family"
Every fucking time.
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>look up big tiddy goth gf on facebook that I knew from school 5 years ago
>went full dyed hair sjw nose ring
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Would you robots settle for a psycho gf? Crazy bitches need love too you know.
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Share stories about how your roomates piss you off.
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apuicide fuck you it's an original image
>first day looking after my sister's place while she's on vacation
>go to grab a drink from upstairs
>look out the kitchen window
>see her dog broke out
>wrangle her back inside
>realize one of her cats is nowhere to be seen
>whatever, they like to hide
>go to bed, hear coyotes really loud outside, can't tell if they're attacking something or just being loud
>wake up
>still don't see sister's other cat
>look around entire house for it
>don't find it
>finally realize it
>cat probably broke out and got eaten by coyotes
Well, this is it boys. I can't even look after a few animals without fucking it up.
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Personality Disorder Test

Test Results
Let's have a little fun, go on and take the test and see what you get. Is it accurate? Probably not, I doubt any online test is going to be accurate, only a diagnosis from a psychologist will be an accurate assessment. But it is fun, so why not give it a try?
>https://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
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How's life in prison like? Could you avoid danger by staying inside your cell all day?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2quiyHfJQw

Gods I wish I had a cute gf
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ITT:depressing images
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autistic things you do

Every time I go places, or drive around town every time I see a billboard or sign I have to say "For me it's X" out loud. I say this for each billboard I pass by. For example if I pass by a McDonald's I'll say for me it's the Golden Arch etc.. I can't be the only one who does this right?
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>Listening to video game soundtracks
Absolute faggot, any based Jay Z niggas here?
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dionysus
i drank 2 much wine and now i feel like i am going to throw up plz someone answer me in this thread or i am going to destroy humanity
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>be me, 21
>at 4/20 party with friend 1(close friend), friend 2(more of an acquaintence but still usually cool), friend 3(not relevant to story)
>friend 2 comes downstairs
>make eye contact
>friend 2 says hey anon, haven't seen you in a while
>don't fucking understand him, it was too quiet(for me at least, other friends heard him fine) and a band just played so my ears were a little shot
>friend 1 says and he just stares at the tv...
>can barely hear that and i'm sitting literally 2 seats away from him
>it finally registers a couple seconds later what he said while at the same time i felt all eyes on me
>say what
>friend 2 says how's it going, haven't seen you in a while
>quickly blurt out oh yeah i'm good, how about you
>he says i'm good and just kinda looks for a couple seconds before going upstairs
>ask friends what he said
>friend 1 says he said hey anon, how's it going
>literally fight back tears as i say oh my god, that sounds terrible, i just stared at the tv
>when leaving he's close to top of stairs
>say hey man i'm sorry, i didn't hear you down there
>he says what
>say what'd you say downstairs
>he says haven't seen you in a while
>say yeah, sorry, i couldn't really hear you, yeah it's been a while(probably more jumbled words though)
>quickly leave right after
>cry in car
am i autistic? did i overreact? did i just smoke too much(been about 3 weeks since i last smoked)?
pic unrelated
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Why do people think having tattoos is cool? It's ugly and putting something on your body means you have low intelligence.
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>warm weather season is here
>depression and loneliness amplifies
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cut why- self harm
/Self harm/
>1.Why do some people do it for attention when it makes everyone who does self harm look like a faggot.
Post about self harm and why you do it.

If you are going to self harm I suggest you do a cool design instead of random cuts
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Aight bois, it's 2:30am, I'm stoned, and for SOME reason this girl hasn't unmatched me yet after two weeks so...

Dubs and I pull the trigger.
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>be me
>barely have any friends, but the few that I do are great
>every time I hang out with them online it's a great time and it makes me motivated to keep doing things with my life
>unfortunately they live in a different country than me and are extroverted people so I rarely get to hang out with them
>they are all each others childhood friends, I'm just a loser orbiter in the group that got inserted by one of them around a year ago and they have a much stronger connection with each other them than with me
>barely get to hang out once every few weeks now because they keep doing stuff irl
>tried to find another group of friends to be around
>barely anyone in college likes the same things that I do and the ones that do are just not interesting people
>tried to find people online by fishing randos in soloQ online games or just silently hanging out alone in discord voice chats to see if someone connects and wants to talk about something at all
>those connections barely last 2 days if that, usually they just wanna play games or don't really engage in conversation when talking other than passively answering shit I say
>things start to get sour irl and I don't have a social group to blow steam off and chill so I started feeling really depressed and mentally trapped lately

How do I find interesting people to talk with anons?
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Why do all women only ever seem to cum on BBC?

wewlads
Especially Asian women.

https://www.blacktowhite.net/media/asian-girl-rides-big-bbc.248354/
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>meet the most adorable girl in the entire world
>perfection both physically and personality wise, somewhat looks like pic related
>Invite her over and have the time of my life
>Night comes and she says she has to go
>Says something about how strong we could be together
>Hugs me for goodbye, we fall on the floor and cuddle for a few minutes
>Gets up and leaves but tells me how she can't wait to meet me again
>For the first time in my life I feel happy
>Feel like I have to motivation to get my shit together and fix my life
>W
>a
>ke up

This is uterrely soulcrushing. The contrast between my dreams and the miserable reality is undescribable. At least I experienced the most beautiful illusion that can possibly be fabricated.
Rest in peace, my love, I will remember you
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Why are you fembots still single? You aren't getting any younger and more desirable.
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Why are humans so obsessed with making it socially acceptable for people to have a bunch of sex, do drugs, and have abortions? Shouldn't these people be studying and working towards something actually useful like developing techniques to identify and cure cancers? Or developing life-extending technologies?
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>go to this Asian spa
>new girl I haven't seen before there, cute little Asian milf
>"hi, you here for massage? First time?"
>tell her yes and that Jenny (another girl) knows me
>go into some cubicle room and she starts rubbing me down
>after some small talk in her fucked up English she leaves the room to grab a condom
>starts aggressively sucking my cock, I pay for full service and fuck her for 30 minutes
> porn has warped my brain and given me delayed ejaculation. As shes trying to finish me with her hand she starts twisting my nipple and I have to close my eyes and picture her manager tied up and gagged in the corner of the room
>finally finish. She cleans my mess up with a hot towel, I give her a 50 dollar tip. I'm such a legit nice guy faggot
>meet her in the lobby, she gives me a water and some Chinese candy
>"So, you have girlfriend?"
>tell her no
>"Oh? Why not?"

It legit bugged me. It's like, why the fuck would I be banging you if I had one? What am I supposed to say? I'm too ugly and poor? Because that's why.
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>be me
>by chance meet the qtie of my dreams after years of feeling empty
>we start hanging out and its a blast
>but the dream turns into a nightmare
>she has a boyfriend
>ah fuck it decide to keep hanging out as friends
>we grow closer start talking over the phone till sunrise or till she falls asleep
>from time to time i jokingly bring up the topic of us dating
>she jokes with the idea but always stops me saying that we cant be together
>one day we are just talking in her car
>we lie down on the seats
>after a while she asks what do i want from her
>just a hug i say
>she hugs me and i pull her towards me
>we stay silent for a while
>shes there resting on my chest no one says a word
>decide to break it and tell her that i love her so much
>she rises and looks at me in the eyes
>"anon, i cant promise anything but trust me when i say that things are doing to be ok"
>gives me a big kiss on the cheek
>time has gone by and tells me she has to leave
>i see her drive off

We still hang out and always have a lot of fun, shes amazed at how i feel about her always rambling that most guys before dated her because they just wanted to have fun but always ended dumping her, in a way she was as broke as i am. One time we went out for dinner and she found her boyfriend at the same place she talked with him a bit and then we went on about our business, i mean, he is not even a chad but seems like a legit nice guy. I dont know what to do robots, on one hand her friendship has made me so happy and im so in love with her but on the other i keep telling myself that maybe i will never be importat to anyone, that i should just let go, that its just a foolish dream.

What do robots?
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>Our baby is really kicking today, Anon! Come feel my tummy!
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Life's a shit ain't it

unknown-4
>Lonely hard working weird normie
>like women but can't talk to them for shit
>No women online or offline ever interested or willing to talk to me
>Seek out feminent men
>Can talk to them fine even attracted to some
>Everything is just sex and lust
>Can't trust any of them
>Just want someone who is happy with me
>Alone again drinking

Why am I doomed to be alone I just want someone who likes me fake it I don't care just make me feel something damn it
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>"Hey anon, mom says it's my turn on the computer"
>"Log off of your alt-right nazi incel forum"

What do?
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>go and join a roblox game called Risk Universalis
>make a Nation called kekistan in Georgia
>some moderator removes my nation
>calls me a troll
:(
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What do i do if my parents have a psychic connection towards passing me off?

They time every too perfect WAY too perfect for it to be a conidence. I was in the shower yesterday.i take a 10 minute shower. My dad wakes up out of asolid sleep comes downstairs and has to use the bathroom during that magic fucking 10 minute window somehow manages to fucking time it perfect the only 10 minutes I am in there

Take a shower today.again a 5-10 minute shower. My mom MAGICALLY wakes up in that 7 minute window. Have to constantly scream i am in the shower because shes deaf as a bat. As soon as i get out of the shower she sits outside the dooor screaming at me bitching while i am trying to put fucking clothes on

Every time i fap. BOOM. Magically in that half hour window same shit happens. They come out of their room wake up in the middle of the night and shit and walk around past my room up and down the stairs and as soon as i am not fapping they just stop and they are back to not doing anything. Literally every time i fap they perfectly time it. Like literally for years as soon as i get my dick out that is exactly when they start coming out of their room and being right in my shit. Every time
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Its that time again robots
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I want a female virgin to give me a blowjob and swallow my cum.
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I need to get an obese girlfriend and get cucked by a little person. His little hands clenched around her roles of fat as he pounds her. Maybe even lick his tiny baby feet as he goes
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What is being an old virgin like? I'm in my early 20s now and already feel left behind and ostracized. I don't think I can or want to keep living if it's going to be all alone.
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yo yo yo what's going on sisters?
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Does he deserve to be put under such scrutiny regarding his appearance?
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That kid thread

ooooo
>that kid who unironically wore an authentic russian army uniform every day and somehow kept it pristine
>that kid who kept harrasing the principle untill a tranny flag would be hung in the gym, which it eventually did
>that kid who wore two pairs of glasses
>that really chill kid who just never talked to anyone
>that nigger kid who raped a teacher twice
>That kid who responded to anything anyone in class would say along with saying their name
fuck you ethan, skinny ass bitch
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>older brother has been trying to talk me into joining him and his gf for orgies for a month now
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Femanon here. How chubby is unacceptable? I'm putting on a bit of weight :(
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>have close friend i really liked
>moved to south america 3 or 4 years ago
>still really like her and try to talk to her
>always feel lonely afterwards
what the fuck do i do anons
i cant stand long distance relationships, but i feel as if im going to burst if i dont tell her how i feel
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>lose virginity to a tinder date
>it's extremely mediocre, not fulfilling at all
>still depressed afterwards
>realize I've based my entire self-worth and life goals around weather I can get laid or not
>have no clue what the fuck I'm supposed to do with my life now, nothing excites me
>mfw

Fuck...
Where do I go from here?
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>meet a girl two weeks ago on omegle
>insanely fun to be around, genuinely interested in talking to me
>same hobbies, same sense of humor, same taste in music
>talk about feels, bond a lot.
>a week into talking she tells me she's getting back with her ex
b r o k e n

>meet a girl on soc on my state's thread(desperate for friends)
>talk for a few days, she seems really decent
>really close to me too
>after a few days she tells me she really likes me, but she's 16.
b r o k e n

>add a girl from r9k out of desperation
>things are going okay, she asks to swap pictures
>asks me to go first since she's nervous
>tells me I'm cute, then instantly ghosts me.
>something similar happened a few months ago when I reconnected with a girl I used to like, instantly ghosted when she saw my face.
b r o k e n

>decide to look up my first ex on facebook because maybe she's doing as bad as me
>the bitch cheated on me and left me in a depressive loop for a few months
>she's married now, has a kid, and got her nursing degree
>seems genuinely happy
b r o k e n

>last resort, try to talk to a friend about how lonely i've been feeling
>up until very recently he's shared the same feels as me. an autistic fucking weeb that has no friends, no chance with women
>got a girlfriend from his wageslave job
>ask him if he has time to talk, tells me he's with his gf right now.
>sends me a picture of him and his gf at a concert together looking super fucking happy
B R O K E N

Am I just meant to be alone? All of this happened in the past month. My self-esteem is absolutely shot and I have no motivation to talk to anyone in general anymore. How do I stop thinking like an incel? What do I do?
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a saw a blonde with really nice feet today
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Why can't I let go of my failed sexual conquests? I keep fapping to them as I actually succeeded in them

>that one virgin with 36DD boobs I could've deflowered after she gave me her hokr address
>that other blonde virgin i had many chances with
>that one italian jewish titcow who teased me with pics
>that one redhead milf who left the bar while in the bathroom
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Men are just mean. You're not an incel when the only girls you want are 10/10 blond stacies. And you don't have to complain about how sad you are that you don't have a girlfriend. Maybe it's not your looks that are the problem, but your asshole character
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>lose weight
>still ugly
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comfy boys thread

meinweingimg
whats your most comfy times robots?
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I'm babysitting my 10 year old niece for 2 weeks. What are some fun things to do with her?
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Would you live amongst dogs and do nothing but roam around nature then come home and eat?

Dogs in Grass
If you had the chance to do nothing but go on car rides and roam around the woods and go through the fields with dogs and communicate with no one but dogs and have all your food fed to you, would you do it?
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>mfw just learned about pair bonding

I am never getting married or having children.
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gay wizard
What emotion does this invoke in you?
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god im so fucking lonely anons
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Where is Paul Denino?
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I open up all threads with a cute anime girl in the OP
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More like this, that speak to you on a deeper level
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lets have a fantasy larp thread guys, ill be the dm

oh yeah just a heads up I have not planned any scenarios so ill be making it up as we go along
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I'm never happy with what I have.
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Why do females always pull bullshit

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So I would make this thread into a green text but fuck that I'm just gonna say that I was talking to a girl my age for about three weeks and things were going great until I introduced her to my friend because after I introduced her to my best friend she ghosted me and went for him even though things were going great and the another time I was dating a girl three days into dating her I find out she cheated on me with her gay friend so idk if I have a poor taste in females or if I should convert to just being an incel
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I had 7 slices of pizza, 2 beers, and 4 glasses of whiskey
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