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Welcome to /bant/ - International/Random
/bant/ is a board for the discussion of any topic, a place where you can relax and have fun with people from all over the world.
No porn dump threads - Please use the appropriate adult boards for porn threads.
Post your breakfast ITT.
The year was 2049 when some space alien dickheads invaded, they just happened to all look like human females. They abducted or killed most of the world's population. Then, after a year had passed, the only thing that stood in their way of assuming complete control over the planet was the Resistance. The Resistance was comprised of a network of small, human militaristic groups that were spread out across the globe.
Two months later, the Resistance made smaller-scale efforts to fend off the Arume threat. However, progress was only being made on said small-scale. The Arume still controlled large areas on the Earth’s surface and the Resistance were in for a hard fight if they were to try and force them off of the planet.
Last Episode: https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7881292/
Daily reminder that this Danish, jobless subhuman is a cryptospammer, a pony spammer and a pedo spammer.
Maknae and/or unnie edition
Joke's on you /bant/, I love my new chromebook.
How do I explain to my imam that I don't want to marry his daughter because I am already in love with Rei
My dick is so big that your mummy calls it the elephant in the room
niggers gays and jews
they are all really bad news
gas and lynch them all
Why do all the Christians on /Pol/ want a weak woman to dominate, with no personality who sits in the house all day baking cakes for them?
Also why does /Pol/ want to ban all the things that they don't approve of? They just sound like a bunch of overly emotional Daily Mail readers.
what the actual fuck is wrong with Americans?
what do you think earth is?
is it flat?
is it round?
or is it just a circus full of clowns?
i'm based ralsei
i'm a very based nigga
what are you listening to currently?
i'm listening to this all the time
but actually i just love the animation
Would you drink a cute Japanese girls pee?
Only Big Bad Brexit Blokes are allowed to post ITT
the voices in my head is always suggesting me to do stupid things like kill my friend
why is this voice so stupid? lol
Death penalty aside, would you live here, /bant/?
How does it feel to post on the worst board on 4chan? Asking for a friend.
>Anon, thanks for buying me ice cream and bringing me here, it's a beautiful place. But about that thing you wanted to tell me, what is it?
>got drunk alone on a saturday night again
here come a poopie.....
AHHHHH SUCH A RELIEF
HERE COMES ANOTHER POOPER!!!!!!
JUICY POOT LOL!!!!!!!!
LICK UP MY POOP JUICE MRS OBAMA
I talk to my stuffed animals
What ever happened to KOG?
I miss him.
This is my boyfriend, say something nice about him
>tfw no hardworking Soviet bf
this thread is for showing off and checking IDs
>anons post honks and furry shit
>doesn't get b&
>post a fuckin chicken
>range b& for a month
>inb4 b& again
you ever see a cute girl and you're like damn but then you see her order something with mustard then you're just like ah never mind
my computer died and i've have lost all my 4chan pictures ://///////////////
Where can I find a slavic tradwife?
Are you gay? Why or why not?
party rockers in the house tonight! :)
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haha i bet she really wants to get out of there!
>Because of the short length of your ban, you may not appeal it. Please check back when your ban has expired.
Even if my ban was completely undeserved?
My internet provider right now
Aaaaa I'm out of shit posting ideas
What bant bought for easter?
I bought 2 >pick related because they are cheap and i like black chocolate, its my favorite type, i am thinking about a box of random candies on monday just because :D
Howdy bant how do you do?
I'd like to give you a flower if you don't mind.
This is the chosen waifu of a billionaire.
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
How are these called in your cunt'ry?
americans are uncivilizated creatures
Would you unironically join the SS or a copy organization if it appeared today?
I would, fuck it. Seems exciting desu.
imagine touching it......
How do we fix anime, r/banter?
hello /bant/ *kisses your mom, your loved one and your sister*
hmm wut u gonna do about it =w=
tf2 is unironically the game of /bant/
Posting on /bant/ on a Saturday night?
What a nerd!
Why does Finland look at boys like this?
Hey /bant/, I'm finally going to be making money writing.
I'm so excited for the new Star Wars movie! The Rise of Skywalker will be the best one yet! It will have the ultimate ending of any movie or story ever!
le neanderthal has arrived
Did you ever do weird pre-cursor sexual shit before you ever really knew what sex was? Like weird innocent stuff that was clearly the prototype of sexual titillation but when you were way too young to ever really experience it properly
I remember renaming guests in Rollercoaster Tycoon like "Boobs" and "Sexy". I just remembered this now and I guess that is why I'm schizophrenic idk so the lesson of this post is don't name Rollercoaster Tycoon guests lewd things otherwise you might die
Why do Americans scream about guns all the time, both for and against them? Everyplace has guns.
Beware the Ides of March!
Protect yourself with Blue IDs and Nice 9s!
Big Brained Edition
Post images, watch them get bulged. No gay or furry stuff.
Why are russian and germans the usually ones on this board that consistently give replies that actually have some thought into them compared to the rest of the replies.
Ralsei is a stupid fat nigger
Okay, who wants to dance. This board is a never-ending shit coaster stuck on the path from being bird crap to complete ass, and frankly, I blame all the autistic non USA posters for turning the place into a cancerous circlejerk, damn I'm good.
Because of you scums, good posters like the Duke poster are possibly gone for good. Now I'm REALLY pissed off, you're the only ones who are ruining the board for the current posters and future posters.
I'd rip your head off and shit down your neck, but who am I kidding, I've got better asses to kick, you guys SUCK.
I only wanted to share my balls of steel on this subject, and now that I'm done doing so, blow it out your ass.
I'm going to fuck my asshole with my dildos.
post music from your country and listen to foreign music ITT.
Do you hate your life? Why or why not?
>literally has cum in her mouth
do animes really do this?
What's going on everyone, Jeremy here from the Quartering, fuck jannies and fuck niggers
Saturday night hunger games thread. Taking 24 tributes.
Suggest fatalities as well.
We wuz Samurai, because of Ainu DNA in most Japanese people Melanesians share more DNA with the average Japanese person than the average white person https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3524296/
I like sucking big nigger cawks UUUUUUUUUUwwwwwwwwwwUUUUUUUUUUU
I told them to Beware the Ides of March!
But they did not listen and got the shot!
A Blue ID would have saved so many!
why yes I am Korean, how did you know?
does a more perfect combination exist
I want someone to poop into my mouth and force me to eat it all.
I wish I could pull this avatarfag off, but I'm not strong enough
Remember when the internet was cool?
Everybody looks great what about a bite to eat?
Bow down to your master puny humans. I am lord.
Do I smell the stench of a forever gay schizo on /bant/ once again?
raise your hand. how many of you are from Romania?
Where can I go to find a bunch of qt red heads?
check the date
it's the funny weed day
I bet you went your entire day without noticing that
i bet nobody on this entire site has at all mentioned it
I'm so original
I don't even do weed
but I go along with it for the funny me me
I may be retarded, but WTF does this mean
You are casually walking down the street, minding your business, until a car suddenly stops and four bulky men come out of it, running towards you. You are trying to defend yourself, however their muscles are making quick work of you and soon you find yourself uncounscious. An unknown amount of time later, you wake up, repulsed by an extremely strong smell. You do not know where you are. You are blindfolded. This smell. You do recognise this stench. It is exactly how your penis smells like when you haven't taken a shower in a long time. You feel a large hand touching your left cheek, slowly taking the blindfold off. You are blinded by the light, but as soon as your eyes get used, you are welcomed by a massive, uncut, wet, throbbing dick. You look up to the man wielding this malodorous beast, your eyes feasting on the abs as rock hard as his cock, his pectorals as sweaty as his pole, his face as beautiful as... His rod... Is it the stench? You cannot seem to stop thinking about the dick throbbing right in front of you. Your heart is racing. You can feel his precum running down your face as he rubs the tip of his dong on you. Why can't you move? The scent is so strong... His whole cock is resting on your entire face... Why can't you think anymore?... As your mind goes blank, you let your tongue out, but it is no use, as soon after the man is gripping hard on your head and has forced his massive dick inside your mouth. You're on the verge of vomiting. Such a bad taste... Yet you want more of it... Your whole body is trembling, unsure whether it is the dick throbbing too hard or if it's your excitment... But the man is not satisfied. He rams the entire lenght of his rod and soon you find yourself almost unable to breath due to the meat inside of you. But you do not care. You want more. You gladly take it, and help him by carressing his huge balls. Your lips cannot stop kissing this cock. You do not care about anything but this cock. You want this cock.
skinny white boys with long hair :)))
Do the illegal weapon market in Thailand sell firearms?
>american greeting their schoolmates in the morning.
Are you a kot or dug person /bant/?
bro my balls are sweating i like to smell it
when was the last time you got together with your girlfriend for a full glow-up session?
>some faggot gets really mad and replies to everyone's posts
Ben Shapiro DESTROYS TRANS WOMAN WITH A SINGLE LINE OF CODE
Give n*m*f*gs no attention. They are the cancer that is ruining this board. Do not put on a namefield. Do not communicate with namefaggots. Hide and ignore namefag threads and posts
that is all
Korbo korbo korbo
Floods the board because of gay porno
Not gonna lie, enjoyed the clown shitposting. Pic related.
What the FUCK is with the clowns, bant!?
Guess who decided to grace r/banter with their glorious presence today
it is I, the greatest avatar/trip friend
In order to boost thread engagement and thereby popularity I'll to the whole "take a shot for every get ITT" thing again
I also found out that I'm on the /bant/ wiki so I've pretty much made it
>mix up fresh batch of warm diy xantham gum+glycerin+water lube
>heat up gel packs and wrap around onahole
mfw better than real pussy on demand for $100 all in
Akari posters are mentally ill