"/b/ - Random" is the birthplace of Anonymous, and where people go to discuss random topics and create memes on 4chan.
drop your kiks
Gangbang fuck slut edition.
hello fellow devil friends
i am suffering from holy water
please erase it
i will give you my flesh
Saturday night California thread! 916?
Perfect female feet thread.
What are you supposed to do with this?
If an intruder entered your room right now what's the best weapon you've got?
Post pics of big booty short girls you know, the short pawg is the based female, pic related is ex I dumped for being disrespectful but I keep fantasizing about
Is it true that suicide could solve all the problems I have now?
There’s only two ways out of this world. One way leads to hell, and the other way leads to heaven.
The question is, which direction will you go?
What are you faggots drinking?
Turns out I got super high cholesterol so guess I'm celebrating lol
What's your favorite Rap album /b/?
Early morning UK girls thread
So /b...I'm in a strange situation. Occasionally on weekends my parents drop me off at a local karate center and they said they paid a little extra to give me more individual training with the sensei there. So they just drop me off and then leave. I just keep noticing that the sensei there always encourage me to take the top of my gi off so I'm pretty much training shirtless. And it kinda seems like he's touchy feely when he's fixing my forms and techniques. A lot of times when he's talking to me he doesn't seem to be looking at my eyes but more at my chest area. And always when it's about time for my parents to come pick me up for the day he tells me to wear the whole gi outfit back on.
I just find this whole thing a little weird, don’t know if it’s just me though. What does /b think?
Let me know if you need win.
Does anyone feel like they are literally too smart to function...? Not in a funny way, not in an ironic way, and not in an attention-seeking kind of way. I mean genuinely feeling like you're too intelligent to enjoy a conversation with the average person. Thoughts and jokes go over their head constantly. I feel like I see through their ignorance and just understand so much that others don't. I see people struggle with understanding certain concepts, ideas, problems, etc. while it comes so easy to me that I almost mistake them for joking. Feels like I'm always just humoring people but never actually learning anything from others or enjoying a conversation because there is no substance or depth to people. It's tiring and draining. Most of the time I prefer to be alone just because I am the only person I know who can keep up with my own thoughts and ideas and logic. I know I'm not the only one, but it feels very lonely. Anyone else have this issue?
I'm a zoomer in my late teens, nearing my 20s and my girlfriend is a zoomer in her mid teens. But I asociate with doomers and she acts like a fucking boomer. She likes old music and has this weird Midwest accent and she's christian and conservative. She'd younger than me and she doesn't understand any of the nuances of the modern world, or memes or sociopolitical stuff. We're in high school, and she makes me feel like it's 1970. It's so wierd
drawthread but i dont have a thread image edition
This is the vent thread. Let it all out anon.
Any wins out there on Maria Love or Caroline Mcinnis? Texas (Houston/Austin)
Solve this and win a puppy.
I'd say the .50bmg would win every time.
The Hulk is mad and shit but he ain't bulletproof.
Especially with incendiary rounds he doesn't stand a chance.
Family Fap Thread?
Here's Liz Hurley because she's a milf.
snapchat or kik sloots thread post some wins this time
Ite /b/, this high school faggot has a story you may find interesting, about an intriguing classmate of mine, and the shit that he will be known for for years to come. This is the story of a kid with god and anime truly on his side- this is the story... of Snow Shoulder.
>freshman year, first day
>walk into 2nd hour geometry
>sit down in a little group of desks
>this kid walks into class and just
>positively the palest, scrawniest kid i have ever seen, one of those kids whose head seems unusually big for his body
>he has a faux hawk that is covered in dandruff
>this kid's outfit
>mario sweatpants, mario shirt, a fucking headband with sonic on it, mario socks and sandals, and sonic dogtags on a necklace
>he sits down at a desk across and to the right of mine
>he has a resting bitch face, he looks angry as hell for no discernible reason
>lel his eyebrows are always angery
>i and the two others in the group are hit with a wave of salty dirty fucking body odor
>like, this guy must have been digging a ditch for the previous week and refused to shower afterwards
>turns out that the BO, which would surround him all the damn time, was the least of our concerns
>stevie fucking wonder could see the implications of all this shit
>he sits down and immediately starts picking at the dandruff in his faggy hair
>hes picking out specs of dandruff and dropping them in a little pile in front of him
>we are disgusted
>class carries on, nothing much happens that day
>the next day though
If only i had an inkling
will continue soon
Anyone like the thought of blackmailing college girls for their feet?
Ask a professional log cutter anything
KALVIN COME BACK I NEED YOU!
Waifu /b/read - post and rate our waifus, life is good.
What is your favorite song using only vowels?
Uk thread. Bonus points for Bristol
why do i have to shut down when i try to learn coding, too retarded to learn it unlike everyone else who's done it
Bad sex stories.
At uni. Went to visit a female at another university. Went out, had drinks in the student union bar.
Went back to her college room, went to bed with her.
Didn't really know how to start things up. lay next to her for awhile. Evenually started to touch her. No real reaction, but no bad reaction, so carried on. Went down on her. Smelled a bit of stale piss and anchovies, but soldiered on through anyway.
Went to get my condom. Condom on, getting in there.
She lay there like a deal hallibut. Stuck it in anyway. Tight as fuck, no lubrication. She lay there like a dead hallibut.
I couldn't finish.
A bit of blood came out.
Woke up next morning, went back.
Never got in contact again much.
Still friends on facebook.
Sex Stories Thread. I'll start
>16 at the time
>dating poor 18 year old
>I'm talking "living with your mom in a dilapidated old house because daddy went to the store and never came back" poor
>shes a 4/10 in the face with an 8/10 body
>start making out in her bed
>things getting heated
>slide my hands up her shirt to get a handful of her perky firm tits
>its good man
>strip her down and remove my clothes
>perfect fucking pussy
>go down on her, shit is cash
>move to stick in in
>going at it for a bit, pussy is so fucking tight
>decide I can get a better angle if I put a pillow under her ass
>"anon don't move that pillow I thought I saw a spider there"
>ain't no spider keeping me from the good coochie
>hear her scream
>THOUSANDS OF WHITE LITTLE BASTARDS COME CRAWLING FROM BEHIND THE PILLOW
>she let the spider have that pillow WEEKS AGO
>NOPE the fuck out
>her house has to get fumigated
>break up shortly after
worst cock block I've ever received
Guess her name and you get her nudes.
Massachusetts nudes thread
Help me Cum. Wanna fap to pics of your wife/gf/mom, mother in law.. everything welcome
Who else isn't dying alone
I'd it okay to laugh while watching To Catch a Predator if the only difference is I never got caught?
No facial or cum thread???
Looking for someone to get hard on her. She is my Muslim friend.
My kik is tek6bomber
New bread for pretty celebs part 7
Dick rate thread
Rate my cock. Turned 18 two months ago
Miami is filled with sluts lets see em
Missouri thread! 417/573 here
Reminder: Liberals encourage this
What makes your body wanting to be fucked like a girl instead of fucking girls?
>friend starts sperg argument over Discord with IRL group, falsely claims that he has depression/self harms trying to guilt trip us over something
>we get in discord call with him and his gf
>everyone laughs at his histrionic bullshit, during the keks we meet one of the gf's friends
>she's super cool and starts hanging out with us daily, let's call her Ellen
>she becomes part of all our inside jokes, hangs out with us IRL
>my gf and her become close friends
>good times for almost a year
>then all of a sudden, she goes to this rave with her friends from her school
>cuts off all contact with us for like three months with no warning
>talk to her again tonight
>all of a sudden she's completely different
>doesn't laugh at any of our jokes, all she talks about is smoking weed and popping molly, kumbaya hippie bullshit
>acts better than us because we don't do drugs
>zero fun to talk to at all, everything she says is insipid drivel
What do /b/ros? I once considered this girl a pretty good friend now I fucking hate her. Feels bad.
Guess her name and you get nude of her :)
YLYL let's try and post stuff that doesn't get posted all day every day, but don't let that stop you posting whatever you want my friends! Keep it funny, but bear in mind that "funny" is subjective.
Guess the name for nudes, begins with an 'A'
Dick Rate Thread
Rate me anons?
>Ignore filename - Had to screenshot to compress
>low t faggot
>everywhere I go people laugh at me for small hands and feet
>people constantly ask me what my dick size is
>pretty much get shitted on everyday for this
>cant have a day without people joking about it
>everyone knows I'm a fucking virgin loser and they're nice to me, because they wanna make me feel good about myself, but then roast me for something I was born with
I just wanna be happy
I have made a list of my favorite films. What do you think of it?
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NEWS THAT ITS HAPPENING GET IN HERE FAGGOTS!!!
It’s my birthday today
Make me happy
Put down the trap porn and the ylyl, /b/. It's time to read: https://twitter.com/h_monmouth/status/1116506699358035974?s=19
What are some reasons to hate Shapiro? I need more reasons other than that he is a Jew.
Can we get a North Carolina thread going?
How do I fuck with my neighbor /b/?
Here's the situation : New upstairs neighbor moves in and is a total faggot. He doesn't seem to have a job because he appears to always be home. He plays loud music all the fucking tjme, starting at eight in the morning up until two at night. Within his three months he's got the cops called on him several times but they have offered no real solution.
He's also unwilling to talk to anyone. Just shuts the door on you or turns the music up from is fapping cave.
Anyways thinking of taping my girls Viberator to the ceiling and leave it on random patterns for the day. Any other good suggestions?
Need to be something that could work without myself home.
why do people enjoy scat?
Houston Thread. Post what ya got
EXTRA POINTS FOR 403/587
Got some friend's soles i want to see cock tributed
>not in womb
Anyone have more or the collages of her saved?
easiest way to commit suicide without a gun or a jumping off a height? i'm just done putting up with this shit
Can any of you doctors and scientists of B tell me why my poop has two colors in it? Brown and light tan. any experts here?
Do you guys have a roku tv?
Why the fuck is /b/ just a shithole of porn
Can anyone please tell this girl's name.
Any lawfags up?
Need advice about a caught creepshotting case from work....yes I'm a drunkfag.
"Roommate with benefits"
From her CL ad:
"I know my price range is low, so I'm willing to consider a "roommate with benefits" arrangement. I've done this in the past and it's worked out surprisingly well. "
Seriously? This is a thing?
pics cucks have sent you or others
Why do you own a gun /b/?...and if so for what reason?
Hey fags, I found an amazing child-friendly channel for everyone here to watch! This channel is owned by a 20 year old creative woman, and she makes high-quality art too! But before you start watching here are the rules.
1. No swearing, you got keep the comments child-friendly!
2. No mocking that would be a big no-no if you do that anon!
3. For the love of god you better not swear on this channel comments.
4. We believe in god!
5. Be honest, remember what school told you back in the days!
6. Beware of her temper!
7. Beware of her feelings! Also, she is kind, caring, honest, unforgiving, aggressive, short-tempered, emotional, sensitive, strict, bossy, picky, and competitive
8. I SWEAR YOU BETTER NOT SAY THAT NON-KID FRIENDLY LANGUAGE THIS IS NOT A JOKE, IM BEING SERIOUS ABOUT THIS ANON!
9. This is her channel, and she will post whatever she wants.
So enjoy this channel, I hope you do not break these rules! :)
CATURDAY 10/10 pussy edition
props to anon from other thread fo reminding me: the best method of self defense is whipping your johnson out. if it saves my life, i'll skullfuck annabelle and rape that spider milf from coraline. ill fill her up with my goo and get her pregnant. shell have to spin a web for her eggs and during pregnancy, ill just keep filling her up that bigass spider milf with her bigass pregnant belly
Im gonna give someone my sisters number if they roll 43
You can decide this girl's dresscode for a year. What would you make her wear? How often would you let her wash certain clothes?
Guess her name get her nudes
tits and face thread continued
Kik TempVids2 for nudes/vids
I’m 21 and never had a girlfriend or sex. Am I really missing out? Or should i keep focusing on finishing my masters.
Let's get ourselves a fetish thread going.
What's yours? What sparked it? Ever live out any fantasies based on it? Feel free to share any stories.
Pic semi-related, tangentially incorporates my two main kinks
OP of this around?
ok i wanted to share this and what better place to share than 4chan?
>14 y/o femanon
>played overwatch the whole summer
>bad at game
>had online friends, never clicked with any, never got emotionally attached to any
>except for one
>join group of friends on overwatch
>join comp game
>shitty matchmaking paired us with a random on our team with much lower sr
>join team chat
>group is fucking around
>one starts to blurt out "POMF POMF KIMOCHI-"
>random doesn't respond but doesn't leave voice chat
>or so i thought
>entire group laughs hard
>check team chat
>he fucking typed a response
>"what's this sticky stuff on me"
>group invites him to discord after we get absolutely fucked in game
>fast forward a week
>randoms name is evan
>evan dms me on discord
>asks me for nudes
>i laugh it off
>he calls me a coward
>we start to actually converse
>evan is cool
>i like him
Can we get a ginger redhead thread going.
Am I the only ginger fan here, I dont see many of these threads
Only got the Snapchat tho
This will be the ugliest baby ever
Saw Kazaam today. The fact that this monstrosity is hardly related to the original made me want a refund. But what really triggered me is the fact that they used a white man instead.
ITT: we stop whining about the voting system and propose actual solutions.
It is very clear that the election was rigged for Drumpf. America is currently in crisis mode, so here is how we fix it...
>Everyone under 25 gets a 5x multiplier since they will have to live with the consequences the longest.
>Everyone who is between the age of 26-49 gets a 2x multiplier.
>Everyone aged 50+ vote's counts as 0.5 as they are matured to the point of having frequent health risks, and not having to worry about the outcome of elections.
>Everyone aged 70+ (A.K.A Baby boomers), votes dont count for shit because they are wrinkly old fucks on medicare and will die very soon anyway.
>African Americans get a 5x multiplier for 188 elections since thats how long they were restricted the right to vote, aswell as being victims of racial discrimination.
>Any other Americans of color gets a 3x multiplier for 100 elections as compensation due to white oppression throughout the 20th century, while contributing to our society.
>Women get a 5x multiplier for 144 elections since they were restricted access to voting, aswell as being sexually oppressed.
>Anyone who is a part of the LGBTQ community gets a 2x multiplier stack due to being victims of homophobic discrimination.
>Anyone who is a part of the Islamic faith gets a 2.5 multiplier due to currently being victims of racial discrimination.
>If you have a PhD diploma in gender studies, your vote will get a 3x multiplier since we dont want dumbasses making decisions for the rest of the country.
>Illegal immigrants count as a single vote REGARDLESS due to having poor quality of life, UNLESS they are in possession of a green card. In which case they get 3x if colored, 5x if of African origin.
Example #1: A white 50 year old woman with no degree's vote will count as 2.5
Example #2: A black 19 year old woman's vote will count as 25 votes
Example #3: A white 40 year old man with no degree will count as 2 votes
Come on people its 2019!
Abwamoha if you're out there, I need to get back in the discord.
>rump for bump
Couple trading my gf is dripping for big cock! Kik cuckking18
Can just have a thread where we're all sad? Everyone on here is depressed and we know it. There's no other way we'd keep coming back to this mess.
Come on, anons, join me in our agony. Post sad pics, messages, just be honest with your feelings.
Guys as a white dude don't fall for a mix or black girl, when they are single they are acting like they are horney, caring, active and talking about life goals and career all the time but in a relationship they can't keep a job, a decent conversation or cook and clean and their true lazy and primitive attention whoring nature will become apparent and you will be drowned in ghetto or native culture and family drama. To them you are nothing more than a thropy man. Save you from all the mess and get a white girl with an exact sciences or health care degree and a part time job.
Been coming off prescription meds for past couple of weeks, it's fucked up, cant's sleep, terrible anxiety ect. Starting to get well enough to function outside of my bedroom. Stopped due to literally running out of money. Now saved enough to buy more and tempted. What have you fags done to stay strong and stay off drugs.
I really love cummies
They warm up my tummy
Especially daddy Tyrone's
I once axed my mummy
How come he smelled funny
She said "that's so ray-sis" anon