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I'm at the live event bros. Aliester Black and Ricochet vs. The Revival is the opener. Ask me anything.
Previous thread hit the bump limit >>6618764
- Miki was joined by Naito to do commentary for the 3/29 & 4/7 CMLL shows (airs on both Samurai TV and NJPW World)
- Torneo Increible de Parejas continues this Friday Night with Block B action
- Akarin (Akari Suda) returns to Sunday Japon this weekend
- Misato Ugaki's photobook is out on stores
I’m outta ammunition, y’all.
I'm a tall mall wall ya'll
Last thread reached the bump limit >>6655973. Kris Wolf had her final show in America last night and reached her lifetime goal of having panties thrown in the ring instead of streamers. Nao is on vacation in Paris, she was at their Disney the other day. There are two shows tonight. On the afternoon show, Hazuki is taking on Starlight Adult, Hana, Kyona, and Konami are taking on Kagetsu, Natsu, and Natsuko, and Miyagi has a singles match with Rebel Kel. On the night show, Sumire is finally getting a singles match with Saki, Natsuko and Hazuki are taking in Tamu and Arisa, Konami and Kyona are wrestling Azumi and Momo, and Hana and Rebel Kel are fighting Kagetsu and Andras. As usual, keep the discussion related to /oedo/.
I got raped in the summer of ‘92 y’all
You simps better enjoy the Attitude Era of /asp/ while it lasts. We'll be in Ruthless Aggression soon
Previous thread >>6637855
Shayna Baszler vs. Kairi Sane - NXT Women's Championship Match: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3wEMAKpL0E
Kairi Sane's emotional NXT farewell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aSsuqhp8lM
why is reigns working tomorrow
shouldnt he be spending time with his wife and kids on easter sunday?
he is a man of god...
What's their best review?
>"I'm old school, so I think anytime there is an opportunity for guys to work who are qualified and have been trained properly in a position to be somewhat successful in their attempt to work for either company, I'm all about that," Flair said. "I think that's great. I don't think AEW should focus on the competition with WWE as much as just developing their own product. Their success will come from that."
>"The word competition is great. People love that part of time in the world, but this will be the first time someone with the kind of money that Jacksonville Jaguars co-owner Tony Khan brings."
>"You know who Tony Khan is? Tony Khan is a sophisticated, intelligent, well-bred 'Nature Boy' Ric Flair with money. Tony Khan is the limousine-riding, jet-flying, kiss-stealing, bringing the hottest chick to every party that I go to with him, son of a gun. Now that he has the joint over in England as co-owner of the Premier League team Fulham FC, I'm sure he has kissed girls all over the world and made them cry. If I had Tony's bankroll in the '80s, who knows where I would have been."
I'm so happy there's a WWE event being broadcasted on the award winning WWE Network this Sunday. WWE means the world to me and I wish we could have weekly events on the Network, hell I wish WWE would start filming house shows and put them up on the Network. That way I can spend every day with the WWE Universe. I wish WWE would put cameras in the cars of the superstars as they travel so I could spend even more time with WWE. I wouldn't know what to do with myself if WWE wasn't apart of my life.
how much asbestos does the average CZW wrestler consume in a year?
Cody vs Dustin confirmed.
The video package is pure fucking kino. Unironically one of the best I’ve ever seen.
Does WWE sell full season tickets that allow entry to every show they do? Imagine how cool it be, traveling around the world with the wwe universe and never miss a single moment. My parents are rich and they asked me what I want for my 40th birthday next month and this is what i want
Where would he be right now if he had signed with WWE?
very funny looking card we got today, especially the main event
I'll start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtB9c3L1sAo
I WANNA CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
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SKATEBOARDING IS 90% MIND, 10% BODY
YOU' RE NEVER TOO OLD TO SKATE NOW GO OUT AND SHRED
YOU 'RE NEVER TOO FAT TO SKATE NOW GO OUT AND SHRED
trick trip: if you think you need wax go faster
etiquette: sweep flats so that a fellow sk8bro doesn't wipe out because of debris/pebbles
thread music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx0xs-zkDP8
Can you beat the Akinator clean?
Is this woman a complete charisma fountain? How come she gets over with this look?
KISSING BABIES AND HUGGING FAT GIRLS
I'm in transition, y'all.
>this Sunday will be the last time the shield reunites until they reunite on the next house show
i don't know if i can wait that long lads
why do you guys dislike women wrestlers when they are the ones keeping the spirit of pro wrestling alive while all the guy wrestlers are generic flippy hipsters?
What the fuck is with the meme that he can't work? Watching some of his old matches, he makes every moment count and it's never boring.
*pure strokes ya in ya path*
>'Was that a match or a fight? That was a fight. Anytime!'
>'Liger, Pancrase 2002. I haven't forgotten...Trying to retire with unfinished business?'
What age did you realize wrestling is a work.
Worked and working edition
Pics and gifs:
pits, for anyone into that:
Previous thread: >>6590816
Starting shit on Twitter edition
Becky's best match: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qwjo3
Becky getting stretched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_MXBdqmgA
Working out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktrX3XALG_Y
Previous thread: >>6631083
Last thread: >>6630036
>Shoko Nakajima vs. Pinano Pipipipi (2019.3.30) [***1/2]
>Shoko Nakajima and Aja Kong vs Hikari and Miki Iwata (2019.3.31) [***1/2]
>magical sugar rabbits (Yuka Sakazaki & Mizuki) & Pom vs BAKURETSU Sisters (Nodoka Tenma & Yuki Aino) & Marika Kobashi (2019.4.6)
>Reika Saiki vs. YUMI (2019.4.13)
Anyone watched the latest episode of this?
that was some crime thriller shit.
Tony Atlas was a genuine brother. Mad respect
Previous thread: >>6652471
Formerly /spiteful/ and /goddess/
•Alexa Bliss Merch•
•Alexa's title wins•
•Images and WEBMs•
I bought a live event ticket back in Late Feb for some House Show called Lucha Patreon bought a VIP ticket cost me $35
What am I in for /asp/ the Mexicools are booked for this event
>Two tickets to Fight for the Fallen, please. One for myself and one for my girlfriend, Stacy.
Is this dude a complete charisma vacuum? How can you not get over with this look?
Im a assistant restaurant manager and I make more than Omega wtf
Should I start watching WWE again? I haven't watched WWE since February because it was the most boring build to a mania I have ever seen and I was interested in none of the feuds, so I skipped watching it for the first time in 10 years. Is WWE still boring or is it fun again?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS A FUCKING WORK
Has there been a better championship reign in all of wrestling history?
SHE IS GOING FOR THE CUMOLA CLUTCH
OOH MY GOOOOOOOODDD ! ! !
>paid first row tickets for double or nothing
>excited to see CM Punk make a comeback
>get cody vs goldust instead
I just myself Everytime Roman Reigns flexes
Honestly what did boomers (ie Meltzer) see in these matches?
I've literally seen better matches on RAW. The main event of any NXT Takeover blows both of these matches away. I don't see how Misawa/Tsuruta and Flair/Steamboat are "6 star matches"
>"I can't describe just how awesome this was as both a match and a spectacle. Misawa was far and away the most over wrestler on the card. I can't begin to describe the post-match pandemonium but there were people in the crowd literally crying because the match was so good. Misawa was doing an interview in the dressing room after and I cried. Anyway, I'd rate this as a better match than either Flair-Steamboat from Chicago or Nashville. *****+”
>The next person to interrupt me...well let's be honest, not a man alive would be willing to interrupt me
*BLACKS women of all races in your path*
Via Wrestling Observer this is the card after Fight for the Fallen. This card will be on TBS
>Name: TBS and AEW Presents Victory....Paid in Full
>Ingelwood Forum August 27th 2019
>Chris Jericho vs Nyla Rose (for Intergender Championship - if Jericho gets a boner he loses the belt)
>Kenny Omega vs Stu Bennett
>Glacier vs Sonny Kiss
>Joey Janela vs Luke Harper
>Cody Rhodes vs Colt Cabana
>Dustin Runnels vs Kikutaro vs
>The Young Bucks vs Tye Dillinger and Billy Gunn
Holy fucking dimes. Ding-Dong DiddlyWWE IS FINISHED VINCE BTFO
CM Punk is back and wrestling in gyms in front of 20 people. Very sad.
>hardcore E drone
>watching the cody vs dustin video
>starting to like AEW
h-help me....is it too late?
Florida Man VS Rakesh Kumar Orton
BOOK IT VINCE!
>he can have a good match with a broomstick
does that mean Randy, and KO are worse than a broomstick?
LIKE A LADY
BRAP LIKE A LADY
Source Kayfabe Commentaries Sean Waltman
>HBKs Lazy Eye wants to know what happened to Nash in the Summer of 92?
>To be honest I don't know if that's true or not. I'm not even trying to lie or cover up for Kev. But there was this time in the Spring of '95
>I'm sober and I'm telling the truth now. I'm shooting right now. I don't know if the 92 shit is true. I've heard the story second hand from Tatanka, Brawler even Super Calo and all the luchas knew the story.
>Anyway it was 95 ish and we were in London. They cracked down on somas but they had ghb. They sold ghb in vitamin shops. The boys knew what they had. We'd buy it in huge containers. Well that spring is when we were there Nash ribbed me at a house show and tied my boots together at a house show.
>It's payback time. I got a ton of ghb can put it in his drinks throughout the night at the bar. Well Nash is fucked up. And these black Jamaican guys were staring at him the whole night. And they took him. Like five guys. Nash left with them. Next morning we get ready to go to the gym. Nash isn't answering the door. We go in. Pants ripped, covered in cum, cum leaking out of everywhere. Lipstick on, they put his hair in a ponytail. As a survivor of sexual assault it was terrible. But as a prank I laughed till my stomach hurt. But yeah Kevin Nash was raped in London during Spring Bank Holiday 1995
She's ready for another run, brother.
Call Naomi, tell her the Funkadactyls are getting back together.
Would you have a three way?
Why does he keep doing this to himself?
Why he can't just let it go?
this is just sad at this point ...
Will Xia fulfill her promise to Kairi?
Wrestling's just become so tiresome
>nobody fucks up
>the crowd actually pops
>actual match psychology
>nobody tries to do retarded shit that has no 'right way' to do it
If this was a modern match Blaze would have shoot concussed Nakano on that spot where she ducks a clothesline, Luna would have rolled into the ring 5 seconds after the finish and there would have been a plancha where Nakano and Luna let Alundra flop on the floor without catching her. This was two really good womens wrestlers against eachother but there is not a single matchup they could run right now that would be anywhere near that smooth.
Where did it go so wrong?
which female wrestler would you most want to recieve a stink face from? do women's stinkfaces actually stink?
Has there been any interview with male or female wreslters that have been stinkfaced by other women before? would love to hear their perspective.
Why the fuck do people until this day think the Montreal Screwjob was a shoot?
>me high star ratings
>me good match
I'll start with the greatest carryjob ever, and regardless, one of my favorite matches Lex Luger vs Ric Flair at Starrcade 88
It’s January 1st, 2019, and I show you this. Can you comprehend how they get to this point?
>Triple H (c) vs. Shaun Michaels
>Triple H lost his championship
>but Michaels didn't win it
Can someone explain this to me? Was it vacated or something? Why?
I thought all the wrestlers sung their own entrance music
Thank you to the guy who made a Fire Pro Wrestling World thread yesterday. I bought it off steam and honestly am completely blown away by how great this game is. He's my first pin win after many loss.
Edge and Christian are a tag team made of real life best friends Edge and Christian. They are best known for their time in the World Wrestling Federation, later renamed World Wrestling Entertainment where they won the WWF Tag Team Championship on seven occasions
Yes sir we promised you a great main event here tonight
>tfw they forgot to draft her
Jabronies, The Rock says know your roles and shut your mouths.
Sup /asp/. /WOOO/ transplant here. I been hanging at this board past few days and I have to say I like it here better. It's more WWE and less indy stuff. It's just cool to see you guys really like the current product. I'm glad to see you shitting on AEW and New japan. Ding Don Diddly based
So what’s his big reveal? He was interrupted by Elias and Roman on Tuesday
>he doesn’t have a pocket waifu
>/asp/ was raped by Squared Circle in the sweltering summer of 2018
I'm never watching WWE again.
Your woman would love to play with Big Sexy
>imagine Big Sexy pinning your woman to the bed
>holding the camera, you zoom in as Big Sexy tears off her pants
>Big Sexy pulls out his massive 12 inch cock
>Big Sexy is circumcised and quite vascular
>Big Sexy forcefully tears off your woman's panties, turning to you to give a sly grin
>you get closer with the camera as Big Sexy slides his throbbing cock against your woman's soaking pussy
>she already came once before Big Sexy came over and is about to again
>Big Sexy thrusts his gigantic cock into your woman
>she instantly screams and comes yet again
>Big Sexy quickly starts pumping away
>you move around with the camera, stopping for a second to admire Big Sexy's finely toned, slightly tanned ass
>your woman screams again from pleasure as you make it to the other side
>Big Sexy slaps your woman as he continues to thrust, telling her to shut the fuck up
>Big Sexy does the same to you even though you didn't do anything
>you hastily unzip your pants and start jerking off
>you cum fairly quickly, but be careful not to drop the camera
>Big Sexy finally lets out a grunt and releases a massive load
>the semen quickly spills out of your woman's vagina onto your sheets
>she screams yet again, orgasming for the eighth time
>Imagine him pinning you against a wall
>he takes your hand and puts it on his abs
>he starts smiling as you feel your knees getting weak
>he whispers in your ear that he loves you
>he then too sweets you with his mouth
I thought he was a wrestling icon
- Mickie has been moved to SmackDown following the Superstar Shake-up
- Mickie released her new music video "I Don't Give A" earlier this week
- IIconics face heavy opposition in defending their Tag Team Titles
- Alicia Fox still sidelined and missing for in-ring action
I’ve noticed I only watch Raw and Smackdown when I’m depressed or feeling hopeless. Any time I’m feeling good about myself I will just go to bed at a decent time, read a book, or even hit up some friends to hang out. It never leaves me feeling any better to watch either, or even entertained really.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
MORE FIRE POWAH THAN OVERWATCH
Ask an up and coming female pro-wrestler anything :)
Is this dude a complete charisma vacuum? How can you not get over with this look?
Remember this 1 and a half star classic? Kek
is this dude a complete charisma vacuum? How can you not get over with this look?
When did it peak?
When did it start going to shit?
So NJPW's G1 Dallas show is in major trouble. They've only sold just over 4,000 tickets in a 20,000 seat arena. Many, many, MANY tarps will have to be rolled out unless... They bring out the big guns.
NJPW has tried many things overseas but the one thing they haven't done is arguably, their most important feud internationally and one of the greatest feuds of all time in Wrestling history, on American soil. In an effort to save this show, I can see NJPW whipping out Okada vs Omega for the G1 Dallas show. A few more decent to strong matches like Ishii vs Sanada and you've got 20,000 plus people in the arena because the show would be once-in-a-lifetime and can't miss.
Would you go to Dallas to see Okada vs Omega, /asp/?
what choice did they make, /asp/?
>dad comes in
>Hey Anon, did you look for a job yet like I asked you to?
>how about you look up this dad
>dad walks out disappointed